Kurragömma

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is has to seek and is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching.

Everyone starts hiding except Newton - he just draws a square of 1 metre and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein keeps counting……97, 98, 99, 100.

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front of him.

Einstein says “Newton’s out Newton’s out”.

Newton denies and says I am not out. He claims that he is not Newton.

All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not Newton.

Proof

Newton says:

I am standing in a square of area 1m square.
That means I am Newton per meter square.
Hence i am Pascal.
Since newton per meter square = Pascal, Pascal is out.